Three weeks ago, we had our “company BBQ” here…
Even with SPF55 sunblock, I ended up getting a bad@ss tan after spending 2 1/2 hr lounging on the beach.
So, I spent the next 2 weekends here…
With the help of…
And I still look like this…
This morning, I went to get an airbrush tan… but the lines are still very visible.
HELP!! My friend’s wedding is this Saturday. And my bridesmaid dress is strapless. -_-
Any helpful suggestion is greatly appreciated! (or does anyone know a good bodyshop? heh)
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After I told my friend, who’s getting married this Saturday, about the spray-on tan, she emailed me this…
Ross: One Mississipi, two Mississipi, Three Mis…(the sprayer starts again, spraying him in the face and torso again) WAIT! WAIT! I’m not-I’ve not finished counting!!
(he leaves the booth)
(the assistant enters the room)
Ross: You sprayed my front twice!Assistant: You’ve never turned?Ross: No, I barely even got to three Mississippi. Assistant: Mississippi? I said count to five’!Ross: Mississippilesly?
